Posted by
Bob Siegel on Wednesday, May 14, 2008 11:54:21 AM
You say he’s one of the best orators who ever lived? You say his thought provoking words are
responsible for the success of his presidential campaign? You say his speeches
are sheer magic, an incredible inspiration, the kind of words that send a chill
up MSNBC commentator, Chris Matthew’s leg?
Well, now, you too, can give a speech just like Obama. It’s simple,
really. All you have to do is mention three things:
1) You will bring about change.
2) You will bring about unity.
3) The election of John McCain would mean four more years of George Bush.
IMPORTANT NOTE: If this sounds a bit too formulaic and unfair to Obama, I
must admit that sometimes there is more of a variety in his speeches. He has
been known to mention unity first, John McCain second, and change third.
This is Bob Siegel, making the obvious, obvious.
Also from Bob Siegel:
Jimmy,
The Best Way You Can Help Is To Stop Helping
They
Did It Because They Were Poor? Sure. Now, I'll tell one.
"No
Shirts, No Shoes, No Service!" "No Man, No Woman, No Wedding!"