Posted by
Bob Siegel on Monday, November 02, 2009 11:52:28 PM
I've been hearing a lot of talk about who had the most creative Halloween costume. For myself, I usually don't do much about Halloween and I can't even remember the last time I wore a costume. But I'll tell you what I would have done if I were into dressing up. I would have come as the most hideous monster of all; a walking, talking stack of paper, paper so menacing, it threatens to change the very fabric of our existence, more specifically, that two-thousand page health care bill straight from the spooky, organ playing dungeons of Nancy Pelosi. Now you tell me: Have you ever heard of a scarier Halloween costume?
Of course, Halloween candy might just be against the law in years to come, as our government will be telling us what to eat and drink if we want to be covered. So I guess it would be an ironic costume as well.
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