Posted by
Bob Siegel on Wednesday, December 08, 2010 4:24:28 PM
Computer Definitions For Computer Illiterates (who still use computers every day, like me)
1) Reboot: The process of fixing your computer problem 90 percent of the time, and feeling like you are quite good with computers, even when you know absolutely nothing about what caused the problem.
2) Switch User: (See Definition One)
3) Pop Up: A demon straight from the pit of hell which should burn for all of eternity.
And now....The controversial one:
3) Mac: Something kind of like a PC with one important exception: IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!
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