Posted by
Bob Siegel on Tuesday, January 25, 2011 3:19:19 PM
Here is my prediction regarding Obama's State of the Union address tonight:
First of all; (Now hold on to your seats) We will hear that the State of the Union is good!
Whew! What a relief! While watching the Republicans bite their lips in
an attempt to hold in the laughter at such an assessment and avoid a
glaring New York Times editorial about "mean spiritedness," we will then watch Obama finish his speech.
The speech itself will sound something like this:
"Blah, blah, blah..Bi-Partisanship...Blah, blah, blah...the American
people...Blah, blah, blah...Tone down the rhetoric...Blah, blah,
blah...A more civil discourse...Blah, blah, blah...Reach across the aisle...Blah, blah, blah...the American people...Blah, blah,
blah...Bi-Partisanship...Blah, blah, blah...If Republicans can come up
with any ideas of their own, I'd be happy to listen...Blah, blah,
blah...Bi-Partisanship...Blah, blah, blah...the American people...Blah,
blah, blah...the poor and needy...Blah, blah,
blah..Bi-Partisanship...Blah, blah, blah...the American people...Blah,
blah, blah...Nice green jobs..Blah, blah, blah...Bi-Partisanship...Blah,
blah, blah...the American people...Blah, blah,
blah..Bi-Partisanship...Blah, blah, blah...the American people...Blah,
blah, blah...Tone down the rhetoric...Blah, blah, blah...A more civil
discourse...
Hmm...I wonder if TV Land will be repeating The Andy Griffith Show during this time. But even a documentary on how to assemble a flashlight would be preferable.
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