Posted by
Bob Siegel on Monday, January 31, 2011 4:50:09 PM
From Bob's Musings On Life:
I suspect this is a problem with males more than females but I must confess: I have absolutely no idea how my socks disappear. I do a load of laundry. After taking my clothes out of the dryer, I find that I only washed one pair of socks when I had been quite certain that two or three pairs were put in. Or I put in one pair, but only one of the two socks comes out, his twin brother being no where in sight.
There is a workable theory: It has to do with Quantum Physics, the origin of the universe, and the altering of our space/time continuum, more specifically, how those puzzles intersect with the Bermuda Triangle, hijacking its properties long enough to replicate a miniaturized yet similar phenomenon that connects to all washers and dryers.
No? OK fine! I challenge you to offer a better explanation! In the meantime, off I go to Walmart for more socks.
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